Is there, like, something wrong?
The English language has, like, taken a turn for the worst. It's like everywhere you look, someone has like overused a catch phrase or word. It's like having a normal conversation today is like the hardest thing to do.
Take a moment and like talk to most teens and I bet you will like freak out with all of the slang that you will likely hear.
Like dude
Like fresh
Like whatever
Like you know what I'm saying
Like aw-ready
Like bitch better have my
money
Like fer-real
Like bite me munch boy, I
never liked you cabbage-smelling butt anyway,
LOSER!
So like what is the next like colorful wave of vernacular due to hit the air waves, causing like older people to grab their ears in like some sort of pain.
Most do not have like the faith in our youth to like carry out political harmony with like other countries in the distant future.
Could you like just imagining the president's speech in the future, say like in 20 years, it would be like
My fellow Americans,
Duuude! There are
like some radical improvements happening around this fresh country of ours.
You know what I'm saying? Our arms race is like, whatever, we got that
s#$t covered Saddam. Aw-ready!, You know what I'm saying? Toast, man. Whatever!
So later wit that mess. Fer-real!
Aw right! I got
mad shout outs for our homies that I sent out to England for that Save
the queen mission. As you know this mission is like solely funded by Her
Majesty, you know what I'm saying? So when our boys get back, bitch better
have my money. Don't hate , donate!
Peace out!
Or something to, like, that
effect.....
From like the mind of,
Bigdad-e
Now DAT!
Are you talkin to me?
Are you talkin to ME?
It's obvious that what we
have here is a failure to communicate.
Imagine - a world where all
communication is nothing but tired cliché’s.
A world where everyone speaks in overused phrases and bad imitations.
Big Dad-e has just been thrust into such a world.
And now he's searching for the truth
But
HE CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
Because it's a truth that exists only in. . . .
doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo
I may not be a smart man,
but I know what a cliche is.
Now you have to ask yourself
one question.
Is it safe?
What?
Is it safe?
Frankly my dear, I don't give
a damn.
So go ahead - Make my day.
Out of all the e-mail addresses in all the domains in all the world, he had to send this message to mine.
Well I've got news for you.
We're mad as hell and we're
not going to take it anymore. This is an unauthorized e-mail - definitely
an unauthorized e-mail. Somebody stop me.
You're not making any sense.
AHA! Think about this. Maybe I'm not making any sense because YOU don't
understand me.