Life is not “Like a box of chocolates”, as was quoted from the hit move Forrest Gump.

     Life is more like a coffee bean.

     You start out as a seedling.

     You sprout from your roots.

     You grow in like surrounding with other coffer beans.

     During your life span, you branch out to outer coffee beans.

     You hang around for a while occasionally being tended to.

     Once you have reached a nice ripe age your plucked from the vine.

     You are no longer part of the masses, and your life is starting to fade.

     You’re washed and cleaned, then the meaning of your life is abundantly clear.

     You must cook in an oven until bunt! You are never the same.

     When done, you are removed with others who have had a similar existence.

     You are then bagged and tagged.

     You then wait the worst part of your life. The Grind!

     You then are packaged in a container with an airtight lid.

     You believe that this is all that there is…you believe that there must be more.

     You would be right.

     Because your life and existence will only end when….

     Water is added and you are enjoyed buy the cupful by others.
 
 
 
 

     From the mind of,

     BigDad-e

I beg to differ.
Life is EXACTLY like a box of chocolates.
We start out by getting shot out of some pipe and then SPLAT!
There we lay next to however many other chocolates where pushed out that day.
Then some lady comes over and turns you around and shoots some goop
Up inside you and powders you and covers you.
Then you are wrapped up and handed to some person
Who just wants to smell you and talk about how glad they are to have you.
You grow up and find that there are all kinds of chocolate around you
You have some

Milk chocolate
    Sweet ones that are pretty normal.
Dark chocolate
    The more discriminating ones
White chocolate
    The ones that don't know that they're really not chocolate
Powdered chocolate
    The ones that get flaky and blow away easily
Hot chocolate
    25 dollars for 15 minutes
Chocolate syrup
    Mixes good with almost everything but can be sloppy brownie
    Knows exactly what to say, who to say it to and when to say it.
Chocolate covered cherry
    U figure it out
Chocolate covered nuts
    Keep on figurin

And the list goes on and on.
So in closing I think Jack said it best when he asked, "Why didn't somebody tell me he had one of those things?"

Analytically yours,
Yo-dadi
 
 

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